Dear Diary,
I failed an audition today, simply because I “look too young”.
Damn this beautiful face!!!
As I got there, na soté buff buff macho men full ground for there o. Fear catch me sef. I thought they would all beat me and throw me out to better their chances, considering that I was by far the skinniest (and prettiest) one there.
Oh well. I was told “sorry, I’m sure you’re fantastic, but we are looking for someone between the ages of 29 and 33 and you are just too young.”
“(and pretty).”
I said thank you to the gruff-faced man, put on my Ron Beis and walked out into the baking sun.
And to the gym.
If you’re reading my journal and have any thoughts, please let me hear them. Post your thoughts down below. Thanks.
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Eiyah! The burden of our kyootness!
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I know right?!
*dusts Armani coat*
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Eyah… it depends on the kind of audition u went for, them know wetin them they find. Don’t worry, the one’s wey need you go find you.
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Lool! Which kain audition be this one na? So they dee nor want fine boy? Smh. Plix, plix! Onto the next! Rocking the Ron Beis btw! 😉
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Yes I am rocking them!!
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