9 Thoughts of an Amazing Nigerian Blogger Boy.

1.   Lagbaja has refused to show his face still. I kinda respect him for that. Or did he open his face at some point in time when I wasn’t looking?
Ego has hereby faded into oblivion. Where did she go sef? Why did she leave Lagbaja?

2. D’Banj basically has become a useless whats-his-face without Don Jazzy. Now Don Jazzy is making all the hits with Tiwa Savage and D’Banj must be somewhere out there in the cold, gnashing his teeth, drinking his Koko garri with salt and fish, Or just an energy drink, wishing, just wishing. 

3. Me too I want to do song with Don Jazzy o. Anyone who reads this and knows someone who knows someone that knows him should link us up o. Please. I can be a great star and I am forever loyal.

4. Where on earth is Tara Reid?

5. I had a dream, did a music video with Phyno, the name of the song was………..wait for it………..’Bitch Face’.

Don’t judge me.

6. I will soon start posting videos on Youtube. Videos of me singing of course.
Watch out!!!

7. I think Nigeria is the only country in the world without steady (or close to steady) power supply. I haven’t Googled it. I don’t think I need to. Just tell me if I’m right or wrong. But I feel I’m right. This country is a jungle.

8. I shouted at one man at the International Airport Immigration desk on my return to Lagos. He tried to skip the line and I went out of my way to cause a scene shouting down daggers and thunderbolts on the man. At some point he started to cuss in Yoruba and from the depths of my soul I raged “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! AT YOUR AGE YOU CANNOT SET A GOOD EXAMPLE BY STANDING IN LINE. FILTHY IMBECILE!!! IDIOTS LIKE YOU GIVE NIGERIA A BAD NAME!!!!

When I was done, the incredible hulk vanished and the immigration officials came begging me to calm down, and of course they made sure the ugly eel was attended to last. And I left smiling, fine as ever.

9. This morning, while I was walking to work, the Federal Road Safety Corps stopped me and tried to arrest me. I asked them why, seeing as I was WALKING, they told me I was too fine to be walking the streets thereby constituting a hazard to those driving past who may be in too much awe of my presence and crash into a pole or other not-so-glorious pedestrians.

*puts on sunshades*
*adjusts shirt*

If only.


4 thoughts on “9 Thoughts of an Amazing Nigerian Blogger Boy.

  1. Nonso, bet you are funny…lol.

    This made me smile, chuckle and laugh in succeeding progression.
    1. Lagbaja will forever be the last Bozz. Good question about Ego
    2. Dbanj, not even sure what to say here. Moving on
    3.Do a video on Youtube and tweet at Don J. You never know, he just might watch it and call you up.
    4. I think this is the most publicity Tara Reid has had in so many years. You tried for her
    5. Phyno is cool. Wetin be Bitch Face?
    6. I would love to hear you sing. Let me know when that channel is up.
    7. Men, the jungle is scared on Naija o. For real!
    8. Omo you vex sha. Naija pple no de respect themselves sha.
    9. Nothing do your swag! 🙂


  2. Notice how I always do this numbering ish when you number yours? Anyways…

    1) Lagbaja is really cool and no he has not revealed his face ever. Think his daughter just got married…she fine so am sure he fine.
    2) D’banj= WEIST!!!
    3) Go to Nicon town estate (Lekki) and talk to him. I can get you in, but to talk to him that’ll be all you.
    4) Tara who?
    5) Can I be in the video as well? nice title btw what is bitch in igbo?
    6) OOOMMMMGGGG!!! Like long over due Nonso. That will really be cool. Hurry abeg so them Usher can call you up.
    7) Nigeria ain’t the only one jare stop that, Ghana too and am sure other countries.
    8) Good for you putting the fowl in place, should have given him a slap. Don’t know if you can fight though.*walking away*
    9) Gosh you are such a DIVA

    Liked by 1 person


Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s